My youngest son, Nathaniel, is four. Yesterday, I took him shopping with me. Now normally he would be complaining THE WHOLE TIME about how he didn’t want to run errands, but yesterday, I told him that we were just going to look at toys. He was satisfied with that and was as well behaved as I’ve ever seen him. On the way out of Target, he was messing with himself, so I asked if he needed to go to the bathroom. Here was his response:
“No. Sometimes my penis gets big like a carrot, and I just smoosh it down.”
So there you go.
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Oh, JOY! You have to share this at his wedding.
ha ha!
I like Target a lot too.
Hilarious!
That made my day.
That is so funny!
………….maybe it was the Barbie aisle.
What I want to know, is what you said back, so I will know how to respond if my son says something like that.
2 things Amy, is the bad Amy, Amy Nunley Tyner that my wife and I went to UMHB with?
I hope you don’t mind, but that was added as a favorite quote on facebook.
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It makes me wonder when we’ll teach our boy (6 mos) about that stuff. Maybe when he’s 30.
oh, the joys of having boys…
Now that is funny and I laughed out loud…Only a mom of boys can say that with pride!
That is soooooo GREAT!!
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